BURNING FROG 2020
Invitation RSVP Attire F.U.Q. Rules Where To Stay
Code of Comportment
Burning Man has principles, Burning Frog has rules. We respectfully suggest you familiarize yourself in advance.
RADICAL SELF-EXPRESSION
Please plan to arrive at this party prepared to participate. Begin by dressing the part. You’ll feel silly if you don’t make an effort. Don’t come as you are, come as you’d like to be in a spiffy, magical cotton candy disco ball kind of world. (Hint: here’s a Pinterest board if you’re totally lost on this one). And if you really want to bring your balloon animal making, fire-breathing, fortune-telling or breakdancing skills to share at the party, by all means, be our guest.
GIFTING
We do not intend to give you anything but a good time. You should however absolutely consider elaborate or expensive gifts to your host. Cash is completely acceptable, as are personal checks and or bitcoin deposits made payable to the John & Tori Williams Maui Condo Fund.
EXCLUSIVE INCLUSION
Contrary to popular belief, Burning Frog is an invitation-only event. And, since an invitation is hard to score, it may seem like a good idea to share your good fortune with your social network. Please refrain from giving in to this urge. Don’t post photos — make memories. Seriously, we insist. No social media posting before, during, and after the event. The pain of not being able to “share” will be outweighed by the bragging rights you will receive for scoring an invitation. What happens at Burning Frog stays at Burning Frog.
CIVIC RESPONSIBILITIES
If you’re not drinking, you should be dancing. If you’re not dancing, you should be drinking.
Penalties will exist for people who leave too early.
In the spirit of Frog’s Leap’s dry farming principles, vineyards are not to be irrigated by guests.
Unless you are specifically invited to do so, please do not leave with people or vehicles that do not belong to you.
TOTAL COMMODIFICATION
At this time, we are actively seeking sponsors for all aspects of the party, including potential naming rights to several key venues. We stand ready to exploit all aspects of the event for the right price if it will make for a better party.
ZERO WASTE(D)
Frog’s Leap’s Winery permit does not include overnight accommodations — please arrange for responsible post-party transportation.
